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The Birthday Girl

Posted by david at Mon, 2006/10/30 - 20:35 on cute | humour | kids

It's Tinkerbell's birthday today. When she awoke she announced, "The birthday girl would like some breakfast now." And so it went for most of the morning. "The birthday girl will now ..."

Modern Gaming

Posted by david at Thu, 2006/09/14 - 22:28 on cute | humour | kids

The kids and I were having a game of cards today. Good old, low-tech cards. The low-tech effect was somewhat ruined when Tinkerbell left to go to the toilet with, "Pause the game, Dad."

When You're Invisible

Posted by david at Mon, 2006/07/24 - 22:16 on conversations | cute | kids

Jamie picked Tinkerbell up from pre-school today. Unfortunately Tinkerbell was quite enjoying what she was doing and pretended to be very busy and ignored Jamie.

Jamie: Hello Tinkerbell.
Tinkerbell: I can't see you Mummy.
Jamie: Does that mean I'm not here?
Tinkerbell: Yes.

I'm So Dizzy

Posted by david at Fri, 2006/07/21 - 16:19 on conversations | cute | humour | kids

Here's an excerpt from a phone conversation between Tinkerbell (at home) and me (at work) today. The home phone was in hands-free (loudspeaker) mode.

Tinkerbell: Are you dizzy?
Me: No, why?
Tinkerbell: Because I'm spinning the phone.
Me: Oh I see. That doesn't make me spin.
Tinkerbell: I could spin the house, then you would.

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